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Total Medals Earned: 89 (From 16 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,360 Points

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>be me

Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/90 points)

be dog 5 Points

you really like dogs, don't you?

be inspected 10 Points

who eats in the middle of class?

be atomized 5 Points

all according to plan

be bloodninja 5 Points

ED is a serious issue

be dreaming 5 Points

thank god the dog was just a dream

be eminem 5 Points

just talk to the girl already, jesus

be spaghetti 5 Points

split your head in gamestop

be suave 5 Points

woo the gamestop girl

be treats 5 Points

a nice guy tries to give a gift...

be not poop 10 Points

ew, you wiped it on your clothes?

be philanthropic 10 Points

get your fannypack back from the dog

be prepared 10 Points

get outta gamestop without issues

be rudolph 10 Points

fuck yeah, cheetos

Blind Man Escape

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/155 points)

Game Over 5 Points

Your journey ends here! Or not, try again!

Blind driver 10 Points

A blind man driving?

My foot is gonna fall off! 5 Points

Ouch, that must hurt extra bad.

Radio Ga Ga 10 Points

Be aware: noise attracts the beast!

Camouflage expert 25 Points

Pay no mind, this is just a normal a bush.

Die, monster, die! 25 Points

You gotta a good aim for a blind man.

Shhhh, quiet now 25 Points

You know how to keep your mouth shut. Good.

Sushi man 50 Points

Who needs to see when you got ninja senses.

Deal with Putin

Medals Earned: 7/7 (60/60 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Crushed 5 Points

There go my hopes and dreams.

One Shot, One Kill 5 Points

Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.

25 Kill Streak 5 Points

Tactical nuke, incoming!

The Diplomatic Option 5 Points

The pen is mightier than the sword!

Urine Trouble 5 Points

Better go see a doctor!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Escaping the Prison

Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)

lol brawl reference 5 Points

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Legal Ending 25 Points

Break out the legal way.

Badass Ending 50 Points

Break out the badass way.

Sneaky Ending 50 Points

Break out the Sneaky Way

DONUT WANT! 100 Points

...or do you?

Lots of Effort 100 Points

Find all 18 FAILs.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Fleeing the Complex

Medals Earned: 5/18 (120/660 points)

Kredit 2 Team 5 Points

Watching kredit make me STRONG

xXn00bslayerXx 10 Points

*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*

Rank: CA 50 Points

Achieve the Rank CA

Rank: GI 50 Points

Achieve the Rank GI

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Patron of Tunes 5 Points

Listen to a song linked in the credits

Waldo 5 Points

Where is he?

Nailed It 10 Points

Stuck the landing

bruUGHNO 25 Points

You knew he'd be in this game somewheres

Rise and Shine 25 Points

Wake up and smell the snow

Rank: IRO 50 Points

Achieve the Rank IRO

Rank: PD 50 Points

Achieve the Rank PD

Rank: TB 50 Points

Achieve the Rank TB

101 Failmations 100 Points

Get a total of 101 fails

Golden Boy 100 Points

Find all 60 unique fails

Master of the Wall 100 Points

Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)

Secret Medal ????? Points

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HELP! NO BRAKE

Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/495 points)

baby steps 5 Points

clear baby steps

around the corner 5 Points

clear around the corner

ssszzss 5 Points

clear ssszzss

jump the gap 5 Points

clear jump the gap

dotted line 10 Points

clear dotted line

sharp landing 10 Points

clear sharp landing

snek 10 Points

clear snek

long way around 10 Points

clear long way around

3 leaf clovers 10 Points

clear 3 leaf clovers

passing through 25 Points

clear passing through

hole in the wall 25 Points

clear hole in the wall

perfect lasagna 25 Points

clear perfect lasagna

lilypads 50 Points

clear lilypads

sharp edges 25 Points

clear sharp edges

stick to the wall 25 Points

clear stick to the wall

two-lane traffic 100 Points

clear two-lane traffic

bonk 50 Points

clear bonk

crisscross 100 Points

clear crisscross

Kill Lola Bunny

Medals Earned: 14/20 (115/375 points)

'cause I'm TNT 5 Points

Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.

Ballgame 5 Points

You've got a pretty good basketball shot!

Cuntpunter 5 Points

That's a pretty good kick!

Flatliner 5 Points

Splat! She's flat for real now.

Hot Limit 5 Points

You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.

IPPON! 5 Points

Like a Samurai Warrior!

Nice View 5 Points

Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.

Psycho 5 Points

Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!

Quickfix 5 Points

That there crowbar's fixed her up good!

Shotgun man-iac 5 Points

Give the Shotgun a go!

War Criminal 5 Points

You have crossed the moral event horizon.

Donkeh! 25 Points

The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.

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Full Set 10 Points

You have mastered all the tools of your trade.

Maniac 25 Points

Kill her 50 times.

Old School Operator 25 Points

Do it like Shotgun Man

Insane 50 Points

Insane! That's over a 100 kills!

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MADNESS: Off-Color

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/515 points)

Somewhere In Nevada... 5 Points

Launch Madness: Off-Color.

ERROR:%20_INCORRECT_OUTCOME 5 Points

Die.

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Dog Maker 5 Points

Killcount: 50

Dog King 10 Points

Killcount: 100

Dog God 25 Points

Killcount: 200

Dog Jebus 100 Points

Killcount: 300

OG Blasta 100 Points

Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)

What does this do? 5 Points

Try out Experiment Mode.

Support 50 Points

Be a homie and look at the credits.

Nothing To Hide

Medals Earned: 5/6 (190/195 points)

BE SOMEBODY 5 Points

Run away, and begin your escape.

Self Surveillance 10 Points

Complete the "Moving iEye" levels

Slidewalking 25 Points

Complete the "Slidewalk" levels

An Act of Activation 50 Points

Complete the "Activating iEye" levels

BE NOBODY 100 Points

Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!

Support & Share 5 Points

Support us, or share this satire of social media on social media.

Pico VS Peter The Ant 3D

Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/300 points)

Woah, 3D!? 25 Points

Start the game

Hammer Time 50 Points

Find the hammer

Scat Man 50 Points

Hit some poop with the hammer

Brutal 25 Points

Hit a dead person with the hammer

Overkill 50 Points

Exterminate four ants

Save The Day 100 Points

Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)